Dirk just got home. Now were settling in to watch *drum roll please*

THE PRINCESS BRIDE!

So yeah. Gonna sign off for the night, see you in the morning friends!

oneverybobyslips replied to your post: oneverybobyslips replied to your post:…

no, no, i was sober that time, YOU were drunk

We were 16. You were ALWAYS drunk.

Stop trying to make me look stupid, you know i get anxious over stuff like this.

Anyhow, maybe ill tell you who my first time was with. if theyre okay with it.

oneverybobyslips replied to your post: oneverybobyslips replied to your post: so jakey,…

it was that time we were drunk you probs dont remember

You merely let me fondle you. and that was most certainly not my first time.

oneverybobyslips replied to your post: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?

it was me i was the vcard

No you werent, my dearest Roxy.

Not at all.

moshtini-deactivated20130305 asked: Sounds good, I'm just setting off now. Find something good on Netflix to marathon.

Right-o! see you at home, then.

I left a key under the mat so you can get in whilst im picking the pizza up.

They refuse to deliver after what happened last time, you know.

moshtini-deactivated20130305 asked: Hey man, just givin you a heads up that I'm home early tonight. They're insisting I leave the cleanup to someone else even though I'm clearly the only one who does it properly. Want me to grab a pizza on the way back?

Ah, finally youll be home at a reasonable hour!! youre such bloody a hard worker, you deserve a break.

Of course, how does hawaiian style from dominos sound?

idontspeakanime replied to your post: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?

Wow Roxy really wants to know, huh?

Of course she does.

But ill never break!!

Its a deep dark secret that i shall never speak of to anyone.

… Except you.

Anonymous asked: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?

Id rather not say.

idontspeakanime:

You could always just leave the key under the mat like I keep askin you to do. At least then I wouldn’t get home to you grumpin about how late I always am.

Well im sorry if i want to make sure my best friend gets home safe!

I dont mind waiting, though. it gives me time to catch up on my tv shows.

idontspeakanime:

Jesus christ I didn’t think this site would be so damn stupid about basically everything. 

It’s a nightmare. Who codes in HTML any more? 

They should hire me or Rox, we’d set them straight. 

Golly, sounds like someone is getting a bit frustrated.

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