Dirk just got home. Now were settling in to watch *drum roll please*
THE PRINCESS BRIDE!
So yeah. Gonna sign off for the night, see you in the morning friends!
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 07:25pm
oneverybobyslips replied to your post: oneverybobyslips replied to your post:…
no, no, i was sober that time, YOU were drunk
We were 16. You were ALWAYS drunk.
Stop trying to make me look stupid, you know i get anxious over stuff like this.
Anyhow, maybe ill tell you who my first time was with. if theyre okay with it.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 07:19pm
oneverybobyslips replied to your post: oneverybobyslips replied to your post: so jakey,…
it was that time we were drunk you probs dont remember
You merely let me fondle you. and that was most certainly not my first time.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 07:07pm
oneverybobyslips replied to your post: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?
it was me i was the vcard
No you werent, my dearest Roxy.
Not at all.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 07:05pm
moshtini-deactivated20130305 asked: Sounds good, I'm just setting off now. Find something good on Netflix to marathon.
Right-o! see you at home, then.
I left a key under the mat so you can get in whilst im picking the pizza up.
They refuse to deliver after what happened last time, you know.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 07:04pm
moshtini-deactivated20130305 asked: Hey man, just givin you a heads up that I'm home early tonight. They're insisting I leave the cleanup to someone else even though I'm clearly the only one who does it properly. Want me to grab a pizza on the way back?
Ah, finally youll be home at a reasonable hour!! youre such bloody a hard worker, you deserve a break.
Of course, how does hawaiian style from dominos sound?
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 06:59pm
idontspeakanime replied to your post: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?
Wow Roxy really wants to know, huh?
Of course she does.
But ill never break!!
Its a deep dark secret that i shall never speak of to anyone.
… Except you.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 06:57pm
Anonymous asked: so jakey, who did you lose your v card to?
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Id rather not say.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 06:50pm
You could always just leave the key under the mat like I keep askin you to do. At least then I wouldn’t get home to you grumpin about how late I always am.
Well im sorry if i want to make sure my best friend gets home safe!
I dont mind waiting, though. it gives me time to catch up on my tv shows.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 06:27pm
Jesus christ I didn’t think this site would be so damn stupid about basically everything.
It’s a nightmare. Who codes in HTML any more?
They should hire me or Rox, we’d set them straight.
Golly, sounds like someone is getting a bit frustrated.
11 months ago on June 21, 2012 at 06:24pm
Christ on A Cracker!
Your name is JAKE. You are EIGHTEEN YEARS OLD, and you've just gotten out of playing a video game called SBURB with your BEST FRIENDS, and a host of others. You love ALL MOVIES, VIDEO GAMES, ARCHEOLOGY, EXPLORING IN THE OUTDOORS, YUGIOH, DRAGON BALL Z, POKEMON, MUPPETS, CHATTING WITH YOUR BUDS, and many other things. You also have an odd love for DOGS, domestic or not. Before the game, you lived on a secluded island in the middle of who knows where, but after the matter you moved in with your best friend, Dirk, due to anxiety attacks that had come about from seeing your friends die. You love engaging in FRIENDLY COMBAT with him, including the usual GUN ON SWORD and FISTICUFFS. Often times, you try to be suave, and make the ladies swoon. Often times, you also fail. And this is your blog!
